What's that they say about these Bumbos?

Maybe I shouldn't joke about a product that can injure babies, but I'll try to do it in a tasteful way. I mean, anything can injure a baby, right? If you're careful, that's all that matters. Sure, if you put your kid in a Bumbo on an elevated surface, like a ladder, and leave them there unattended, bad things are bound to happen. Whenever we put Max in his Bumbo on an elevated surface, we standby like spotters in a teen gymnastics competition -- unless Meri's making breakfast and I'm taking pictures.

If you care, you can see the red warning label just besides Max's right knee.