He's mine

All doubts about who Max's real father is must be gone now. Improving upon my ability sleep with one eye open, Max can sleep with one eye half open and the other one fully open. He clearly takes after me. For those of you not lucky enough to see One-eyed Sleeping Eddie, you're lucky. Now, if Max can sleep standing up, leaning against an RV, snoring like a water buffalo, then we're all screwed.