Here's why I schlep my elephant camera...

So I carry around this giant camera that can shoot elephants five blocks away and everyone makes fun of me. Well, every now and again the stars align: The flash has batteries, there's a card in the camera, Max has a clean diaper, he's eaten, he has a bit of gas, he squeezes one out and with it a little smile. We're working on a system to make these happen with more regularity, but for now, we'll just repeat the tried and true method: Feed him and pray for little gas.