Haircut Economics

OK grandparents, brace yourself for haircut economics 101. Remember that aforementioned aisle of tempation full of toys and movies? You need to exit through the same aisle, making it impossible to exit without your kid "browsing" aka shoplifting some stuff. So, here are the economics:

- Haircut: $20
- Tip: $5
- Keychain-sizes Elmo doll worth 50 cents: $10
- Balloon: Hell, we'll be a sport and throw that in for free
- Total: $35 in less than 10 minutes

I'm changing careers.

The good news is, after the quick haircut, we went over to Columbus and noticed that the line at Shake Shack before 12 noon is only about 5 minutes. Normally it's an hour plus wait most of the time. Here, the brown zebra is seen feeding Max his delicious burger across the street at the Museum of Natural History. The burger is definitely worth the wait!