When Max Attacks

Here's a standard "discssussion" around the Rerisi household:

Meri: Ed, you always give Max whatever he wants.
Ed: Mer, that's complete BS and you know it.
Meri: While why is it that he has {insert one of the following: Blackberry, keys, camera, cell phone, remote, cordless phone, corded phone, air conditioner remote (his fave), fan remote, watch etc.} when he's not supposed to.
Ed: Because he attacked me.
Meri: Ed, that's complete BS and you know it

Is it? People, you be the judge. See how Max pounces on his prey, below.


Discovery: You have a camera. I want it.








Begging: Please give me the camera.







Threat: You have not complied with my wishes and you will pay.








Attack: I have tackled you to the ground and will take your camera.