Lawrence of Arabia, Part 2

Like Lawrence of Arabia, Max drank lots of water to stay hyrdrated from cups that had lots of sand in them.
Unlike Lawrence of Arabia, Max had many plastic cups and people to make sure he drank only drinking water.

We're obviously still working on the distinction between "sea water",
"fresh water" and the "water off the beach in Rockaway".
Max prefers any water in a bottle, but not necessarily bottled water.